Adult santa jokes
What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day? It's Christmas — he should run a bloody mile. Where does santa stay when he is on a vacation? I got fat.
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Adult Christmas Jokes
List of the 25 Funniest Santa Jokes of All Time
See you tonight. What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? William: Do you smell carrots? Krabs celebrate Christmas?
I had a dream about my kids finding their gifts early or as I like to call it "The Nightmare Before Christmas". No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year! Moe: What?
I went to the Canary Islands on holiday this year, didn't see one canary. Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? Stephen K Amos How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf? Because he had low elf esteem. Get a clean joke delivered to your inbox every day, no strings attached, just part of our service.